THE BAND IS BACK TOGETHER!!!

Tyrannosaurus-Ty has returned and Sassy-Shawn is once again happy..... Im glad that the angry has stopped, I saw him rip a mans head clean off his shoulders!

So much has happened.... But ive been unable to consume enough WINE to create any further words of wisdom.....

We have battled many gods in the land of SKY and won... we now look forward to Sunday when we will take on their leader... Kirin, he will come eye-to-eye with Sassy-Shawn and he will tremble before him as he unleashes the anger within!

Sky... Sky.... SKY!

Last night we broke down the gates of Sky.... after a bad start with a couple of W******* C*** F**** we headed deeper in.


As I battled Byakko Axe Vs Claws Smashing-Ste and Sassy-Shawn stood by offering those much needed healing spells.


After all was said and done Randy-Ryan was left furious and wanting to turn everyone BLACK! His rage rivaled that of Sassy-Shawn!!!

After all was said and done Sassy-Shawn was spotted at one of his famous sex parties, letting the monster free!!


I also learnt that Sassy-Shawn had his bed transported to the home of his whipping boy Wigs, for comfort during his times of need!

We are all looking forward to the return of Tyrannosaurus-Ty and to see how the fall out of the W****** C*** F*** SB's latest display of complete immaturity!!!

At the end of the night after parting with much gil I bought myself a pair of new Dusk Gloves to go with my new Byakko's Haidate.

At last my knees are covered.... and I am that one step closer to being part of one of Tyrannosaurus-Ty's gear fantasies!

A CURSE!!!

G3....... I hate my life

So after the W**** C*** ruined my evening in dynamis, I was order by our great and powerful leader Sassy-Shawn to assist in the G3 quest for Wigs, Sassy-Shawn's play thing.

Right from the start I knew things would not go well, Sassy-Shawn's fearsome temper was in full swing and he wasn't pulling his punches.

I tried to lighten the mood by running around with some butterfly wings however this did little more then get a slight grin from Sassy-Shawn before he slapped Wigs to the floor and had his way with him once again.

Randy-Ryan enjoyed himself, punching all kinds of monsters in the face, and turning a few black. He seemed in high spirits although I know deep down he is crying out for his companion Tyrannosaurus-Ty the gear perv.

I hope today is a better day and as we march into the land of Sky, the gods will tremble as Sassy-Shawn shows them the pain and suffering he can cause with the strength of 5 hungry gorillas!!

Smashing-Ste will take us deep into the land and we will take on many gods..... perhaps....... perhaps today I will take one step closer to being someone Tyrannosaurus-Ty would like to perv over.....

A CURSE!!

Dynamis W**** C***

Yea so Dynamis happened.......

The SB was on form, being her usual two faced hideous self. Tonight she says there are exceptions to the rules, even though I was told a few weeks ago the rules are the rules, no exceptions.
The rules state that anyone who doesnt attened for 12 weeks will be deleted and then on return they will have to go thourgh a 2 week probation. Tonight this didnt happened and Sassy-Shawn was robbed of his new drop.

The SB is a w**** c*** and I hope she dies slowly and painfully, while being strangled with the bed sheets she spends her entire life on.

We all await the return of Tyrannosaurus-Ty to see his view on things.

I get the feeling this may be the end of my Dynamis adventures.

Now I will try and convince Randy-Ryan and Sassy-Shawn to do something exciting......

A CURSE!!

The Calm before the Storm

For the purposes of this blog I will use names I have made up rather than real names to protect the secret identies of my battling group of merry men.

Yesterday I was campaigning with Randy-Ryan and Sassy-Shawn we killed everything! Randy-Ryan turned them all black by punching them in the face!!

Sassy-Shawn left us to go to work and declared it national Idiots day in the far away lands of America. He is our leader and keeps us all in line, he has the temper of an angry moose, you dare not cross him or he will lash out with the strength of 5 hungry gorillas.

Tyrannosaurus-Ty has abandonded us all for the weekend, leaving our final hopes with THE SB!!! she is an evil hideous beast born from the gates of hell itself, and she will lead us all to our death in Dynamis. I find myself already missing Tyrannosaurus-Ty and his orgasmic shouts of "OOOOO NICELY GEARED, NICELY GEARED" as he reachs climax while eyeing up someones gear.

This weekend Smashing-Ste will lead us to the gates of Sky again, where we shall battle many great beasts and robbing them of their most tresured belongings.

For now I must return to battle.

A CURSE!!!!!