The Calm before the Storm

For the purposes of this blog I will use names I have made up rather than real names to protect the secret identies of my battling group of merry men.

Yesterday I was campaigning with Randy-Ryan and Sassy-Shawn we killed everything! Randy-Ryan turned them all black by punching them in the face!!

Sassy-Shawn left us to go to work and declared it national Idiots day in the far away lands of America. He is our leader and keeps us all in line, he has the temper of an angry moose, you dare not cross him or he will lash out with the strength of 5 hungry gorillas.

Tyrannosaurus-Ty has abandonded us all for the weekend, leaving our final hopes with THE SB!!! she is an evil hideous beast born from the gates of hell itself, and she will lead us all to our death in Dynamis. I find myself already missing Tyrannosaurus-Ty and his orgasmic shouts of "OOOOO NICELY GEARED, NICELY GEARED" as he reachs climax while eyeing up someones gear.

This weekend Smashing-Ste will lead us to the gates of Sky again, where we shall battle many great beasts and robbing them of their most tresured belongings.

For now I must return to battle.

A CURSE!!!!!